Monday 11 March 2013

Mini-Review: Demons 6 – De Profundis (1989) [aka. The Scary Refrigerator Man Film]

From http://bis.cinemaland.net/poster/demons6.jpg


Dir. Luigi Cozzi
Italy

I purposely found this film to view after becoming fond of Starcrash (1978) director Luigi Cozzi, but this film is a reminder that even directors you like, great auteurs or workmen, can fail hideously. This and Zombie 3 (1988) within March for me has shown that any director in the Italian genre industry can fail and that, to my belief, the culture of the late eighties and its popular trends may have been what killed it off after being so illustrious beforehand. Whether Mother of Tears (2007), Dario Argento’s official third film in his Three Mothers Trilogy, looks good in comparison to this unofficial third film is yet to be accounted for until I view it, but Cozzi sadly dropped the bar low enough for the really average directors to make better films than Demons 6. Set in a world where Dario Argento’s Suspiria (1977) and Inferno (1980) exist within it, a famous director and his scriptwriter decide to use material from the same source Argento’s films came from, planning to make a film about an evil with called Levana if a famous producer is willing to fund the production. The director’s wife, planned to play the witch, is beset by troubling hallucinations however and threats to herself and her young child by Levana.

The film, if it was just this basic plotline, is not good. It has some style, but it seems like the artistry of even the most lurid of Italian cinema was bled out of this baring some bleached out lighting. Thirty minutes in its still going through introductory exposition, as a ninety or less minute feature, and it has none of the atmosphere of the best of Italian horror, believing cheesy hair metal riffs are what jolts the viewer. Only Demons (1985) and Demons 2 (1986) have made heavy metal work in Italian horror films from what I’ve seen, and those films were not attempting to be atmospheric but balls-out splat fests rather than spine chilling. The other films I’ve seen, baring maybe Phenomena (1985) and its lunatic ending, did not know how to use this music at all, like most films do, and are marred by them. This is also a film where it is supposed to be scary that the female protagonist talks to a repair man fixing her fridge...only for him not to have existed at all and vanishing into thin air. As I have added to the title of this film, Demons 6 attempts to bring refrigerator repairmen to the silver screen as a new terror, and that concept in principle shows all that is wrong with this film in its dull entirety with this perfect centrepiece. It attempts to do the same with model trains too, but while Mario Bava made toys placed in an order unnerving in his last film Shock (1977), Demons 6 feels lazy and lifeless. There is none of the childish imagination of the other Cozzi films I’ve seen, or the blistering colours and production design. And then there’s the whole story of the film. In something like Starcrash the unexpected tangents felt like a celebration of them for the sake of it like in a flash of pulpy storytelling or how a child adds more and more to a story they’re telling as they go along. Demons 6, right from the first images of outer space and a cosmic foetus, for the lack of a politer phrasing, feels like it is pulling plot twists out of its arse in panicked and gibbering desperation. More arbitrary for the annoying ‘Is it all a dream?’ moments, it wobbles between supernatural horror, cultism, science fiction, and even Edgar Allen Poe’s The Black Cat, only really shown through images of cats, and feels like an indigestible hodgepodge of bits. By its end, Demons 6: De Profundis, is just a confused, rambling mess, not an abstract and haunting horror film that Italy can make (and Argento did). It’s completely awful and you should be watching Luigi Cozzi’s Hercules (1983) with Lou Ferrigno instead.

From http://wtf-film.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/De-Profundis-Black-Cat6.jpg

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